Father out of surgery a day ago for removal of three hernias. This morning I woke up before my mom even got home, felt fine. I learned about her discovering that I had a hernia when I was just a baby, and what may have happened to me if she hadn't found it. Needless to say, gross out factor was high. Whatever.

The follow-up appt had to be rescheduled to after the Wildwood excursion. Means my dad CANNOT move ANYTHING and such. And what if something happens to him while we're down there? Kiss any hopes of a relaxing final summer vacation before CPA exam prep & test-taking, etc., goodbye.

I have a dental appt on Monday, and I'm confident my teeth suck. I'll be surprised if I DON'T have a cavity.

Oh who the hell cares these days. My own intellectual property is in danger, and no one's gonna take me seriously when I want it protected.

Whatever. Now you get to see the results of a facebook quiz about my birth week and what it says about me.


Daniel completed the quiz "What does the week you were born say about you?" with the result The Week of the Pioneer: Aries 3 April 11-18.

You are social [NO.] and love to interact dynamically with others. [Define dynamically.] You are a true leader more concerned for your followers then your own interests. [ME, a leader?] You are able to follow your visions fearlessly [maybe not, I have attacks of worry] and are often a pioneer. You can easily be taken advantage of [Yesssssssssss…!] because of your need to help out. [OH, YES! Hitting the nail on the head!!]
You may not do well living on your own [I would suck, guaranteed, if I was living alone right now.] but are often unable to settle down to a one on one relationship. [Shut up right now about this.] You are passionate about more then just your ideas, […No.!] sexual energy runs high and you keep your romantic interests busy [……NO, PLEASE…!!] and if not fully satisfied by your partner you will find satisfaction elsewhere. […STOP IT!!!] You are a fun loving person [I can't call it fun] who enjoys activities like cookouts [no], summer vacations [YES], outings [eh...] and parties of all kinds. [not really… I'm not that social.]
Strengths: Protective – Generous – Fearless
Weaknesses: Unrealistic – Unyielding – Self-Sacrificing.



So, what, that means all signs point to doomed love interests and no lasting marriage? Christ in heaven… no signs ARE good.



If you're still reading this, at least you cared enough to do THAT.